Merry Christmas Bargain Mom readers.
I hope you got your Red Rider BB Gun.
I hope your Christmas bonus was better than a jelly of the month club membership.
I hope Cousin Eddie didn't kidnap your boss.
I hope you didn't wake up with your head sown to the carpet.
I hope Aunt Bethie didn't wrap up her dang cat for your Christmas present.
I hope the Bumpuses dogs don't run off with your turkey.
I hope the hot chocolate never cools.
I hope you don't get attached to the RV.
I hope you get to taste the world's best cup of coffee today.
I hope you don't run into any angry elves.
I hope Uncle Louis doesn't burn down your Christmas tree.
I hope you know how to spread Christmas cheer -- Sing it loud for all to hear.
For those of you not into my movie humor check out this:
13 Languages of Merry Christmas --
Chinese - Sheng Tan Kuai Lob
Tagalog - Maligayang Pasko
Swiss-German -- Schone Weinachten
Spanish -- Feliz Navidad
Hungarian -- Boldog Kara'csonyt
Polynesian -- Ia Orana no te Noere
Hawaiian -- Mele Kalikimaka
Thai -- Suk San Wan Christmas
Afrikaans -- Geseende Kersfees
Italian -- Buon Natale
Maltese -- Il-Milied It-Tajjeb
French -- Joyeux Noel
English -- Merry Christmas
I couldn't leave you hanging without a fun little freebie --
Print this list of carol alternatives and see if your family can guess which carol you're talking about:
1. Embellish the interior passageways -- ("Deck the Halls"
2. Move hitherward the entire assembly of those who are loyal in their belief -- ("O Come, All Ye Faithful")
3. Small municipality in Judea southeast of Jerusalem. ("O Little Town of Bethlehem")
4. Listen, the celestial messengers produce harmonious sounds. ("Hark, the Herald Angels Sing")
5. An emotion excited by the acquisition or expectation of good given to the terrestrial sphere. ("Joy to the World")
6. Diminutive masculine master of skin-covered percussion cylinders. ("Little Drummer Boy")
7. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of minute crystals -- Frosty the Snowman
8. Expectation of arrival to populated area by mythical masculine perennial gift-giver. "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
9. The first person nominative plural of a triumvirate of Far Eastern heads of state. "We Three Kings"
10. In a distant location the existence of an improvised unit of newborn children's slumber furniture. ( Away in a Manger)
Thanks to Adventure of Christmas for the list.